Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Three Little Piggy Quotes

I don’t know if these quotes were really said by those to whom they are attributed, but I like them.

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don’t eat pork. I’m sorry, what was that last one? Don’t eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody? - Jon Stewart

You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle. - Bill Clinton

You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it’s impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig! - Will Rogers

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Sarge Charlie said...

"Feed a pig and you'll have a hog."

Have a nice day.

Sarge Charlie said...

This little piggy went to Congress

Diane J Standiford said...

Pigs, bless their hearts.

Naomi said...

And pigs might fly Sheila! Sorry couldn't resist saying that!

UmmFarouq said...

There is a toy store here in Amman that has a pig flying in circles above you (and a cow, to be fair)when you first walk in. I am not sure what that signifies, since 88%of Jordan's population does not eat pork nor has even seen a pig. I supposed it's supposed to make you feel that whatever you thought could never happen has indeed come to pass, you know, the whole "when pigs fly" scenario.

Pigs are smart creatures.

I'll have turkey. :)