I don’t know if these quotes were really said by those to whom they are attributed, but I like them.
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don’t eat pork. I’m sorry, what was that last one? Don’t eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody? - Jon Stewart
You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle. - Bill Clinton
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it’s impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig! - Will Rogers
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