Monday, November 12, 2007

Borat’s Back


Did you hear? Borat, the lovable and highly offensive faux Kazakh reporter, has come out with a guidebook about Kazakhstan and the US and A.

So far, comedian Sasha Baron Cohen has been talking up the book via e-mail interviews, during which Borat said when asked about the U. S. presidential election by Celebrity News Service, “I cannot believe that it possible a woman can become Premier of US and A—in Kazakhstan, we say that to give a woman power, is like to give a monkey a gun—very dangerous. We do not give monkeys guns any more in Kazakhstan ever since the Astana Zoo massacre of 2003 when Torkin the orang-utan shoot 17 schoolchildrens. I personal would like the basketball player, Barak Obamas to be Premier.”

10 comments:

Lorelei said...

In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

Marsha said...

I know it is wrong, but I so loved that movie. I about peed my pants.

Sarge Charlie said...

Missed the movie, I wonder why??????

Marion said...

I loved the movie; the book sounds good, as well. I found the humour unbelievably funny, even now when I think of some really terrible scenes, I laugh.

I guess he just took human frailties and made me laugh at myself, too. When I laugh that hard, it is sooo therapeutic for me.

Sheila said...

Two ways to look at Borat: he's why America and Western culture is going to hell in a handbasket or I've had just about enough of political correctness and I'm not going to take any more.

You know what I think.

Jonny the Monkey - big fanny of Borat Book said...

Jagshemash,

My name a Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat still only number four most famous, but maybe he move up in rankle after success of this new book.

Jonny writing to say me was also at the Astana Zoo when this shooting happen, and very horrified when orang-utan Torkin shoot 17 schoolchildrens... but I only able to wounds two.

BTW, can see my movie poster for "King Khram" on page 49 of Borat book, but should be warn that part of mine monkey khram regionals is completely nakeds and expose.

Why not? It is nice!

Chenquieh.

NOTE: This comment was 'hand signed' by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and posted those words here.

Miss Trashahassee said...

I loved the scene in the antique store.

Borat is sick.

BFF,
Miss T

Sheila said...

Jagshemash, Jonny. I don't have a gypsy assistant and so I have to post my own words. You are lucky but keep an eye on Batyr.

Miss T,
Me too. I don't know if Borat will ever appear in another movie but I hope to see more of him.

Naomi said...

I wouldn't how long it would be before you did a post about Borat's book Sheila! I know how much you love that movie! I have to say it was the funniest film I've seen in a long time!

Sheila said...

Naomi,
What is about you Brits? You have such wonderfully talented comedians. I am thankful we can enjoy their take on the world too. It's especially funny to see them make fun of us Americans. We need to be reminded of how annoying we can be to the rest of the world.